Freudian slips are so embarrassing

If you have studied psychology you know about Freuds theories (and in this household we hate Freud because his theories minimize women and he's a pervert douch), but I'll explain shortly:

Freud believed the mind is made up of three parts, the ID, the conscious and the subconsious. Both the ID and the conscious are there when you're present and avake, and you can't by willpower control your subconscious. Your dreams are the subconscious talking to you, and Freudian slips are your subcounsciuos telling you what you really think about.

Freudian slip is when you aim to say a certain word but instread you say another word (often something porno), without knowing why and without controlling what you're saying.

I had a pretty bad Freudian slip the other day. I was cuddling with my fiancé and we kissed and spooned and did sugary things couples usually do and we joked around with the word "fluff" (means fluffy). I was to say "puff-fluff" to him when I opened my mouth and THIS came out of it:

"Blodfluff". (blood-fluff).

Blood.

Did I just say blood-fluff to my fiancé while cuddling him? I started laughing and it was soo embarrassing but LUCKILY my fiancé knows me so he said the following day:

"It's because of that fanfiction, isn't it?"

Thank god he understands me well by now. He knows I'm reading a reaaaally sadistic and gory fanfiction at the moment, so all this stuff with injuries and blood is really coming up my head.

It's been a wonder that I havent't scared him away yet, and he refuses to be scared away so that's nice.

Anyways, that fanfic is one of the most sadistic things I've read in a while, and the gory shit I've written doesn't stand a chance against writer168's will to put character through pain.

And I love it! I fucking love reading gore. 

Now let's just wish wish wish I won't have a Freudian slip infront of my parents or a friend that potentially will be scared away from me.